Piers Morgan is an idiot. When he’s not feuding on talking about s**t he knows nothing about, he’s talking about s**t he knows nothing about.
In his latest bout with stupidity, Piers decided to go after famed author J.K. Rowling. Spoiler: J.K. Rowling is much smarter than Piers Morgan.
This whole thing started when comedian Jim Jeffries told Piers to “f**k off” after he tried defending Donald Trump. That’s when J.K. tweeted:
Yes, watching Piers Morgan being told to f**k off on live TV is *exactly* as satisfying as I'd always imagined. https://t.co/4FII8sYmIt
— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) February 11, 2017
Piers responded with a tweet that proved he has poor taste in what he reads:
This is why I've never read a single word of Harry Potter. https://t.co/XUJBMs4KKm
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) February 11, 2017
And Rowling wondered why, while also rubbing things in a bit:
Because you had a premonition that one day the author would roar with laughter at seeing you called out for your bullshit on live TV? https://t.co/8rkKSqJTnG
— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) February 11, 2017
So @jk_rowling loudly backed Ed Miliband, Remain & Hillary.
Takes some wizardry to be so wrong so often. 😂— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) February 11, 2017
.@piersmorgan If only you'd read Harry Potter, you'd know the downside of sucking up to the biggest bully in school is getting burned alive.
— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) February 11, 2017
#StillHurts pic.twitter.com/28rUHy2McC
— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) February 11, 2017
Now, this is where things get good. Rowling tweets out a compliment paid to her by a certain someone:
Just been sent this! Could the writer let me know who he is? I'd love to thank him! #Valentines pic.twitter.com/OQtbxPD6AL
— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) February 14, 2017
And Piers attempts to call her out on it:
Priceless #humblebrag BS. Nobody plays the celebrity game more abusively or ruthlessly than you, Ms 'Intensely Private Billionaire'. https://t.co/5ysnfefa3d
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) February 14, 2017
PLOT TWIST:
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. He doesn't realise. This is the best day of my life. pic.twitter.com/fl0lFPHXf5
— Jamie Ross (@JamieRoss7) February 14, 2017
And now a live look at J.K. Rowling: