When you first read the headline, you were probably grossed out and you possibly threw up in your mouth a little. But let me puts your fears to rest. This, actually, doesn’t sound that bad.
Nørrebro Bryghus — a microbrewery in Copenhagen – is coming out with a beer called Pisner. No, they aren’t selling piss in a bottle, but they are selling beer from barley that was fertilized with piss from music festivals. They collected 50,000 liters of music festival piss to fertilize the barley. You have to respect the effort. Music festival piss is probably the best piss because it’s nothing but beer and weed anyway.
Check out the logo:
Is that not the greatest thing ever? Sing about this circle of life, Elton.
I’m not a beer drinker, but I’d be willing to try this. The worst thing that happens is it doesn’t sit well with my stomach, making it no different than any other beer I drink. But maybe I’ll enjoy drinking piss-fertilized beer and think twice before I flush the toilet after going number one.