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George Clooney Is Going to Shut Down an Entire Tabloid Over Photos of His Twins

George Clooney is pissed. And you’re not gonna like George Clooney when he’s pissed.

Clooney’s current anger is aimed at French tabloid Voici, which photographed Clooney and wife, Amal holding their month-old twins. If only had Amal just revealed her twins to the world in an over the top Instagram photo like Beyonce. Then paparazzi wouldn’t have to go to such great lengths to get these photos.

Here’s what Clooney said in a statement:

“Over the last week photographers from Voici magazine scaled our fence, climbed our tree and illegally took pictures of our infants inside our home. Make no mistake the photographers, the agency and the magazine will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law. The safety of our children demands it.”

I think Clooney was more upset about his dad bod on display than the photos of his children.

If I’m Voici, I’m very angry at this paparazzi member. Not because he did his scumbag job and went to great lengths to get invasive photos. But because the photos suck. It’s 2017 and you’re profession is to take photos. How the hell are the photos so grainy that the Zapruder film looks good in comparison?

I hope Voici made a ton of money off this issue and the paparazzi got paid well for the photos. Because Clooney doesn’t lose.

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