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Ivanka Trump, 35, to Leader of the Free World: ‘Daddy, Can I Go With You?’

President Trump’s relationship with his daughter Ivanka is weird, right? We’ve all noticed this, haven’t we? Like that time Trump said on The View if she wasn’t her daughter he’d probably be dating her? That was weird and creepy.

Okay, I don’t actually think Donald Trump is having sex with his daughter. I actually think that Donald Trump has been surrounded by yes men his entire life and no one has taken him aside after one of these comments or jokes and said “Dude, that’s creepy, don’t say shit like that or people are going to think you want to fuck your own daughter.”

This apparently goes both ways because, according to President Trump, when he was headed to North Dakota, Ivanka Trump asked to come along by saying “Daddy, can I go with you?” Which would be cute if she was twelve, not 35 and an advisor to the President of the United States. 35-year-olds don’t call their fathers ‘daddy.’ Sometimes they call the person they’re having sex with daddy, though, and that’s where the vomiting starts on this story. And just a side note, when Ivanka joins daddy on stage, he shakes her hand without trying to dislocated her shoulder, so he is capable of a normal handshake after all.

Of course, I’m not the only person who thought this was weird and creepy.

Hey, isn’t that the guy who created Parks and Recreation? I loved that show. Also, he missed that weirdo Milo Yiannopolous who got kicked off of Twitter for harassing Leslie Jones. Of course, no one else missed him, so it’s probably fine.

Late nights hosts got in on the fun as well. Jimmy Kimmel used the video of the event for a “Drunk Donald Trump” segment, seen below.

Steven Colbert spent an entire segment last night on Trump, including making this comment about Ivanka calling him daddy:

“Not weird at all. All of Trump’s advisors call him Daddy. Sean Spicer is actually the one who started it.”

Meanwhile, Tiffany Trump wouldn’t even kiss the guy at a campaign event. If you’re keeping score at home, Tiffany is the smart one after all, it seems.

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