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Radiohead Fans Are ‘Sad, Strange, and Malnourished’ Says Fox News Host. Not Even Radiohead Fans Disagree

I don’t listen to Radiohead. They have some good songs, but I don’t go out of my way to listen to them. Despite my indifference towards them, millions of people love them. And for that, they’ll probably be inducted into the Rock N Roll Hall of Fame next year.

For some reason, this was a topic on FOX News program The Greg Gutfeld Show. Here’s what Kat Timpf had to say about the band and their fans:

“Seeing as it’s about name, and not talent, I think that Radiohead’s definitely going to get in, and should get in. I don’t even like them, but the kind of guys that I like have to be three things: strange, malnourished, and sad. And those guys always like Radiohead! I had to pretend to like Radiohead for years to get these men even though the music is just elaborate moaning and whining over ringtone sounds and you know what, if that’s not fame and power that will get me to do that for someone else then I don’t know what is.”

Wait a second. IS THAT BRODUS CLAY SITTING NEXT TO HER?!?!?!

THAT IS BRODUS CLAY!

He looks very disappointed by Timpf’s comment. Maybe he’s a closet Radiohead fan? He only checks one of the three boxes listed by Kat, so her theory is already incorrect.

Anyway, is Kat really saying anything wrong? Radiohead has a song called Creep that literally describes a person who is strange, malnourished, and sad. Kat probably hasn’t dated any Radiohead fans, she just listened to that song once and figured anyone who likes that song must be those three things.

Either that or she dated this guy:

That’s the only Radiofan I know and he fits Timpf’s description. I’m not even sure Radiohead fans are all that upset by how Kat described them given that 1. she’s dead on and 2. they’re too sad and strange to care.

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