Everybody Wants Emily Ratajkowski’s Belly Button

HAPPY EM RATA DAY!

In case you weren’t aware, Emily Ratajkowski is perfect. Scientists agree. They’ve even gone as far as saying that she’s perfect, right down to her belly button.

I don’t know what the big deal with belly buttons is. We all have them, they are all different, but none of them are ugly. They seem like such a minor thing to care about. I’m not kicking someone out of bed if they have an outtie belly button. I am keeping them out of bed if they have green eyes. That’s just weird.

Ratajkowski’s belly button is classified as a hooded oval belly button. Or, in layman’s terms, a belly button. It’s apparently the most sought after belly button in the world. Some people have even undergone plastic surgery to achieve such a look.

Here’s what plastic surgeon Darren Smith told Allure:

Belly buttons that are ‘too large’ can be made smaller by removing extra belly button skin and tightening the bordering abdominal skin around the belly button.

Belly buttons that are ‘too small’ are a little more difficult to deal with but can potentially be improved by removing some of the surrounding abdominal skin and gently stretching the belly button tissue to reach the enlarged border caused by removing the abdominal skin.

Ladies, don’t do any of this. Your belly button is perfect. If a guy is freaked out because your belly button doesn’t look like Emily Ratajkowski’s, then he’s just making excuses as to why he won’t date you. It’s not your belly button. It’s probably your bad breath. Or green eyes.

Anyway, here is more of Emily Ratajkowski and her perfect self. And belly button.