‘Winter Is Coming’ to the ‘Star Wars’ Universe

The Game of Thrones creators have been selected to direct and produce films for the Star Wars universe. This is like producing movies by throwing popular SEO words together.

Creators David Benioff and D.B. Weiss will take over part of the galaxy for an unnamed number of films in the universe. These aren’t the main Star Wars movies that revolve around Luke Skywalker and the Orcs. Orcs are in Star Wars right? Thought so.

Kathleen Kennedy, president of Lucasfilm, calls Benioff and Weiss “some of the best storytellers working today.” She added:

Their command of complex characters, depth of story and richness of mythology will break new ground and boldly push Star Wars in ways I find incredibly exciting.

Perhaps they’ll bring slavery to Star Wars. They’re the same team that wanted to film the HBO series, Confederate. That’s the series that would’ve imagined what would’ve happened if the Civil War went a totally different way and slavery was legal.

Game of Thrones ends in 2019, so what better way to keep the cocaine and strippers coming in than Star Wars?