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Jennifer Lawrence Thinks Harvey Weinstein Is a Boil on the Ass of Hollywood

Have you ever gotten a boil on you ass? I have not. But I would imagine that they are the worst. I’ve had a a nasty boil on my back, and let me tell you, it wasn’t pretty. A boil on the ass sounds much worse because it affects how you sit. And we all need to sit.

Jennifer Lawrence believes there is a boil on the ass of Hollywood. And its name is Harvey Weinstein. Speaking to Stephen Colbert, Lawrence said, “He is just that horrible ass boil that does not go away. You pop the ass boil.”

Can you pop an ass boil? I’m thinking that the Weinstein boil is so big that you definitely need to see a doctor to get it checked out. You can’t just have your wife pop the boil and then laugh when the puss gets all over her as she freaks out.

Lawrence went on to say, “He’s just the worst. When is it gonna end?”

Never. Because men suck and will continue to sexually harass women in Hollywood. And every time a man sexually harasses a woman, Harvey Weinstein’s name will be brought up.

Lawrence had previously worked with Weinstein on Silver Linings Playbook. She previously stated that Weinstein was always nice to her and when he was an asshole, she called him an asshole. She even went as far as calling him a paternal figure and did not know he was a rapist.

Lawrence stated on 60 Minutes that she wanted to kill him and wanted to see him in jail. It’s one or the other, JLaw. You can kill him and end up in jail or he can end up in jail, but still live.

We all know how this is going to end. Weinstein will be under house arrest in his million dollar home for the rest of his life. And maybe some Russian spy will kill him.

See Red Sparrow, where Jennifer Lawrence plays a Russian spy, in theaters this weekend.

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