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Travis Barker Wants to Bone His Neighbor, Kourtney Kardashian

Travis Barker wants in on the Kardashian circle. Take this with a mountain of salt, but Radar says Barker is super attracted to Kourtney Kardashian.

The two are neighbors in a gated Calabasas community. Their kids play with each other, which is how Barker has gotten to know Kardashian.

“Travis lives a couple of blocks from Kourt in the same gated community in Calabasas and their kids play together. He’s always had a bit of a thing for her,” a source told RadarOnline.com exclusively.

The source mentions that Barker missed his shot after Kardashian broke up with Scott Disick. He wanted to asked her out but she went with her current man, Younes Bendjima. The 24-year-old Bendjima, whereas Barker is 42. Go with youth.

The funniest part is what the source revealed about Barker’s dream.

“He wants to take her for dinner at his Crossroads restaurant and wow her with all his favorite vegan dishes.”

I find that very funny. And very specific. Not sure why, but maybe it’s the idea of a source looking for a couple hundred bucks and revealing some random tidbit like he’s Deep Throat or something. No kinky Travis Barker sex secrets, just that he wants to take a girl to a great vegetarian restaurant in the area.

Or maybe this is Barker’s friend trolling Radar. There haven’t been any rumors about trouble between Kardashian and Bendjima. She unfollowed him on Instagram earlier this month, but then the two went out bowling yesterday with Kardashian’s kids and had a good time. Looks like Barker’s gonna have to keep waiting.

Kardashian isn’t even vegetarian, does he know that? She’s dairy-free and gluten-free, but still eats meat. Also, she says she eats avocado pudding every day for breakfast. Don’t try the pudding, it’s not very good. There’s no joke here, just stating a fact. Meanwhile, Barker will be waiting at Crossroads holding a rose with a single tear rolling down his cheek.

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