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That Time Seth Rogen Hotboxed Steven Spielberg at an Oscar Party

Seth Rogen likes weed. It’s basically his favorite thing in the world. He likes it as much as he and everyone else hates Justin Bieber. During his Hilarity for Charity benefit concert on Netflix, in one skit he was listing his regrets for the devil and he said “I would not have smoked weed in Steven Spielberg’s face,” and he turned to the audience and said “that’s true.” Turns out he wasn’t lying, because he told the story on Jimmy Kimmel Live on Friday while he was promoting the benefit.

Yeah that is 100% true. I was at a party, like an Oscar party, maybe, I and had just lit a joint, which you probably shouldn’t do at those things, but I did and literally at that moment Steven Spielberg came up and started to talk to me which was insane but I just lit the joint so I didn’t know what to do, and I know he doesn’t smoke weed and he’s not, like that big a fan of it and I found myself like “Do I stop, do I just hold it, that’s weird, I guess I have to keep smoking it.” And I just kept smoking it in Steven Spielberg’s face as I saw the look on his face where he’s just like “I’m never working with this motherfucker ever,” and that’s why I’m not the lead of Ready Player One. That’s what happened, I was going to be that little fucking kid.

Later on the program, Kimmel and Rogen talked about Rogen’s upcoming movie Blockers, which Rogen said was actually called Cockblockers, but you can’t say cock so they used a picture of a chicken before the word “blockers.” Then Kimmel and Rogen shared what the movie was called in countries around the world.

France: Parental Consent

Lithuania: No for Sex!

Bulgaria: Sex in the Summer of Cuckoos (Rogen explained “in the summer of cuckoos” means “not in a million years” in Bulgaria)

Slovenia: Not with My Daughter

Thailand: Block Sex Happening on Prom Night

Romania: Forbidden to Make … Sex

Taiwan: Operation: Chicken Container

They say a rose by any other name would smell as sweet, but while I’m not especially interested in seeing Blockers, I would 100% see Operation: Chicken Container.

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conservatives are stupid

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Trump fucked your whore Mexican mon

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Eric Karnes remarks regarding Rachel Maddow have left me questioning his whole article. If he lies about her, what else is he lying about?

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