George Clooney Fought a Mercedes with a Scooter and Won

George Clooney was injured in a scooter accident on Tuesday morning. Don’t worry, his perfect face escaped any damage.

Clooney was riding his scooter in Olbia, Italy when a Mercedes crashed into him. Authorities say the person driving the Mercedes did not “respect the right of way.” You’d think someone driving a Mercedes would be more careful as to not run over anyone on a scooter. Mercedes are expensive. Scooters are like $50 in Italy because most of them get stolen anyway.

The actor was on his way to continue filming Catch-22 when he was blindsided. The driver attended to Clooney after the accident and called the proper authorities. Hopefully he was given a Good Samaritan badge for not fleeing the scene. We’ll just forget about the part where he could have killed a national treasure.

People reports that Clooney experienced “a slight trauma to the pelvis and bruises to one leg and an arm.” Clooney was treated at the local hospital and released shortly after.

His pelvis was probably more traumatized from marriage than this.

In exchange for not pressing charges, Clooney now has rights to a future movie scene involving him getting hit by a Mercedes and ending up just fine.

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