Donald Trump Was Talking About Daughter Tiffany’s Boobs Before She Could Walk

Back in the 1980s, we used to watch a television program called Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous. It was before TMZ, so our only glimpse into the lives of celebrities was when they would sit down with Robin Leach, a charming older British man who would do softball interviews and then show you all stuff rich people waste their money on like Richard Nixon’s collection of antique dildos or whatever. Leach, who died this week at the age of 76, would wish viewers “champagne wishes and caviar dreams” at the end of every episode, which is a more polite, British way to say “suck it, poor people, I hope you enjoyed looking at what we spent the money to pay for single payer health care on.”

Well, guess who was rich and famous in the late 80s and early 90s? That’s right, President Donald Trump, who appeared on the show in 1994 with his then-wife Marla Maples to show the fabulous wealth Donald had made by spending his father’s money on casinos that went bankrupt and keeping black people from buying houses.

If you don’t believe that Donald Trump has always been a creep, well, a clip from the show with Trump is making the rounds in light of Leach’s death. In it, Leach asks Trump and Marla Maples what features their new baby, Tiffany, has that she got from each of them. A normal person would say “Oh, well, she’s got her mother’s nose and she reads at a higher level than her father,” but that isn’t Trump’s style. Trump’s style is to say she has Marla’s legs and then make a boobies gesture in front of his chest and say “We don’t know if she’s got this part yet but time will tell.” No wonder she doesn’t let him kiss her.

Yeah, that’s normal. You know these QAnon dorks are running around claiming anyone saying the word “pizza” is talking about raping kids and they think the person rooting out the Illuminati child sex ring in Washington is this dipshit who has spent his whole life talking about how he wants to f**k his daughters.