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Kelsey Grammer Got His Wife’s Name Tattooed on His Junk to Keep Him From Cheating

Kelsey Grammer was on Conan last week to promote his new Netflix movie Like Father when he revealed to Conan that (surprise) he isn’t a tattoo guy, and he in fact only has only had one tattoo, his wife’s name just to the side of Little Frasier.

Grammer explained the reason for the tattoo to O’Brien, saying it was his wife Kayte’s idea, explaining:

It was more of sort of an ownership thing. My wife said, “Why don’t you get a tattoo?” I guess maybe it was based on the idea that if ever I thought maybe a, you know, peccadillo outside the marriage was a good idea, that whoever might be, you know, would read that this particular piece of equipment was already signed and owned by someone named Kayte.

Where would she get the idea that Kelsey Grammer could ever be unfaithful in a marriage? I mean, aside from the fact that he was married basically the entire time they were dating and they were married just weeks after he divorced his third wife. Also, she’s his fourth wife, so maybe the dude isn’t great at marriage.

But I have bad news for you, Kayte; if it gets far enough that someone is taking your husband’s pants off, a little tattoo isn’t going to stop them from having sex with him. You’ve heard his voice, right? That is one of the top five sexiest voices ever, male and female combined category.

Hey, this gives me an idea for the plot of the Frasier remake Grammer has been shopping. After losing his license to practice psychiatry, Frasier Crane moves to a new city to become the world’s most successful phone sex operator, but can he save this dying industry? “Go ahead, caller, I’m coming!”

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