Buffalo Bills Fans Have Been Throwing Dildos at Tom Brady for Years, Got a Record Number This Week
Did you know Bills fans throw dildos at the Patriots whenever they play in Buffalo? As someone who both watches football and hates Tom Brady, I don’t know how I’m just finding this out, but it’s amazing.
Bad throw but we have our first dildo. pic.twitter.com/NE3PaDZojY
— Ross Tucker (@RossTuckerNFL) October 30, 2018
Billsmafia lol pic.twitter.com/czzdpCXO6g
— Mark Daniels (@ByMarkDaniels) October 30, 2018
Want to see a ref kick a dildo out of the end zone? pic.twitter.com/IkwTxp1ZbM
— Nora Princiotti (@NoraPrinciotti) October 30, 2018
Man, I love that ref just sort of casually kicking that thing out of the back of the end zone. Just to be a referee in the NFL you need ten years experience as a ref, you need to know the NFL rule book, you have to be in shape enough to run the length of the field multiple times in a game AND you have to take a class in how to make s**t like the Tuck Rule up on the spot in case the Patriots are in danger of losing a game. Imagine going through all of that and then going viral for kicking a rubber cock.
ESPN host Katie Nolan pointed something very interesting out about these smuggled dildos that ended up on the field.
the only bags you're allowed to bring into an NFL stadium are clear ones. so that dildo is either on full display or….. elsewhere.
— Katie Nolan (probably) (@katienolan) October 30, 2018
I mean, if you’re going to hide a dildo, it’s at least the right shape for “elsewhere.” But next year someone with an arm that actually hit Brady in the face with a dildo needs to be the one to throw them.
— Ryan Staffeld (@Ryan_Staffeld) October 30, 2018
I mean, come on, it’s got his name on it and it even kind of looks like Brady.
