See Hilary Duff’s Adorable New Baby

Hilary Duff had a baby and it’s super cute. Which is good, you don’t want minor celebrities to have ugly babies. But Duff’s baby is adorable and makes your baby look like a jerk. I’m not trying to be mean here, it’s just the truth.

It’s not really a surprise, the Lizzie McGuire star we all had a crush at one point if we’re being honest with ourselves has been posting pregnancy selfies to Instagram for what seems like at least eight months now.

I feel like boxing is maybe not the best activity for pregnant women but I guess it beats working out on the falling-down-the-stairs-master.

Duff and her partner Matthew Koma named their daughter Banks Violet Bair, which is probably better than something like North Duff, that wouldn’t make any sense. Me, I’d have talked her into Surly Duff. Because 20 year old Simpsons references make the best baby names.