Iggy Azalea and Bhad Bhabi Are Fighting and I’m Crying

Jesus Christ. This is the second time this week that I’ve written about Iggy Azalea. This seems to be the theme for my week; writing about Iggy Azalea’s antics which force me to chug cabernet.

It seems like Iggy Azalea is having a rough week. First, she gets sued because her ex-boyfriend’s brother hit someone with her car. And this time Iggy Azalea got a drink thrown in her face at Cardi B.’s party by fifteen-year-old rapper, “Bhad Bhabi” (Okay, is this name supposed to be pronounced like BAY-BEE or is it BAH-BEE? Like BAR-BEE only with a Bostonian accent? Anyone know? Why the f**k am I thinking so much about this?). Wow, that this is something I never thought I would write.

Bhad Bhabi’s real name is Danielle Bregoli and is more famous for being a trashy mini-redneck on Dr. Phil. And unfortunately, Bregoli was rewarded for being a garbage person with the opportunity to launch a rap career. Because that’s who we are as a society now (I hold you partly responsible for this, Dr. Phil).

The story goes that apparently, Iggy Azalea questioned the fifteen-year-old rapper’s ability to draw a crowd to a concert. This prompted Bregoli to taunt her Iggy Azalea’s irrelevancy, then find her at a Cardi B party where she proceeded to throw a full glass of Shirley Temple in Azalea’s face in retaliation. I’m not even going to waste my time wondering why and how the underage Bregoli was at this party, even if she wasn’t drinking alcohol.

After the drink throwing, Bregoli’s handlers removed her from the premises. Iggy Azalea seemed to brush off the incident saying:

“I get that this little girl has made a name for herself acting a damn fool on television and online, but I’m a grownup. I’m not about to waste my energy on that s**t or be fighting a kid in a club.”

Iggy Azalea then continued to reiterate how little she cared about the drink throwing and show how well she’s actually doing career by launching a series of tweets discussing the incident and mentioning Bregoli several times. It seems some of the tweets have been deleted, but you can check out some of the screenshots here.

I worry that just reading about this story about two vapid white female rappers fighting with each other made me lose IQ points. I don’t care who’s right or wrong or who ends up winning this fight; I’m not invested in either of these twits. Now, I need to go kill the rest of my cabernet bottle and weep.

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