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Sofia Richie Is Convinced Kourtney Kardashian Is Out to Steal Her Man Back

What exactly is so appealing about Scott Disick? No, really, could someone please fill me in?

When I look at Scott Disick, all I can see is a Cro-Magnon that just face-fucked asphalt. How Kourtney Kardashian managed to produce three children with this douche canoe remains a mystery to me. More perplexing, however, is the thought of two women possibly vying for Disick’s attention.

As we all know, Disick and Kourtney had a notoriously tumultuous relationship before calling it quits for good in 2015.  For the last year, Disick has been dating the 20-year-old Sofia Richie.

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Happy Birthday babe! Thank you for being you.

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This week, Kourtney Kardashian appeared in GQ Mexico. One of the photos featured in the spread showed Kourtney posed entirely in the nude. And Sofia Richie is not here for it.

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Sofia Richie apparently feels threatened by Scott and Kourtney’s relationship (I don’t know what she expects. These two have three kids, so they’re pretty much stuck with each other) and thinks that Kourtney’s photo shoot was a ruse to attract Scott’s attention. Well, if that was Kourtney’s incentive, evidently it worked. According to a Hollywood Life source, Scott was fawning over his ex’s photos.

“Scott was very impressed with how hot Kourtney looked in her GQ pics. He gave her credit and was very complimentary of how she owned the shoot.”

Given Scott Disick’s history of unfaithfulness, I think it is entirely believable that Disick would be staring at Kourtney’s naked pics, jacking off, and drooling with his eyes bugged out. And I would be willing to bet further that Sofia Richie would be in the same room while this is happening. That might explain Sofia’s uneasiness. Scott doesn’t strike me as the subtle sort.

Why the fresh-faced, 20-year-old Sofia Richie would choose to be in a relationship with a 35-year-old asshat with three kids and a well-documented drug and alcohol problem is beyond my understanding. And this girl isn’t even old enough to legally drink yet.

If Kourtney wants Scott back, let her have him. Besides, it’s highly likely that Scott won’t be able to keep it in his pants forever, even for someone as youthful Sofia Richie. Sofia would be well rid of this overgrown man-child. And I’m sure that Daddy Lionel Richie would happily pop open the champagne when this dickhead is out of his daughter’s life.

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