Kris Jenner Doesn’t Even Want Scott Disick on a Gingerbread House

Evidently, Scott Disick is not popular in Kris Jenner’s book right now. For Christmas this year, Kris Jenner unveiled a giant gingerbread house that has every family member’s name written on the roof in icing. The roof names include all the children, grandchildren, and her children’s respective significant others.

However, one name was noticeably absent: Lord Lame-Ass himself, Scott Disick. Even though Disick was with Kourtney Kardashian for years and their union produced three children, Kris Jenner seems to have stricken him from the family records. Now that Scotty has hooked up with Sofia Richie, I’m guessing that means he doesn’t count as part of the family anymore. Except in the case of taking care of his children and co-parenting with Kourtney, Kris apparently considers Scott dead to her.

This is pretty sad. I mean, even Khloe Kardashian’s cheating boyfriend, Tristan Thompson, gets a place of recognition on Kris’s gingerbread roof. I guess as long as Tristan stays in a relationship with Khloe he’s an accepted member of the Kardashian-Jenner Circle. To achieve a place of honor with Kris Jenner, if you haven’t been born into their clan, you can only gain membership by dating or marrying one of her offspring. If you break-up, you’re out of the picture.

I can kind of picture Kris Jenner pulling out a record book of the Kardashian-Jenner Family Tree (like The Family Black in the Harry Potter series), taking out a brand iron, and just burning Scott Disick’s name out of the family records so there won’t be any trace of his existence (in writing, anyway). As far as Kris is concerned, Scott Disick is expelled from the Family.

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