Heidi Klum Apologizes for Not Boning Drake

Remember when Heidi Klum and Drake could have been an item?

Back in February of 2018, Heidi Klum appeared on Ellen and admitted to Ellen DeGeneres that she had a crush on the singer Drake.

Evidently, later on in the year, Drake managed to get Klum’s phone number from a mutual friend. He got in touch with her, but he missed the boat. By then, Heidi was with her now-fiance, rocker Tom Kaulitz.

When Heidi returned to Ellen in September, she admitted that while her admitted infatuation with Drake had resulted in actual contact, she wasn’t into him anymore, since she was dating Kaulitz. She told Ellen that she ghosted Drake.

“He was basically a week too late. I never texted him back because I found the love of my life.”

Drake was that close to boning Klum, but Kaulitz swooped in, leaving Drake with his dick in his hand.

Klum made a third visit to Ellen’s show on yesterday and reported that she did actually reach out to Drake and tried to make amends by apologizing for ghosting him.

“I said I’m sorry, because I know it made a huge wave after I was here, and he just made that face [raised-eyebrow emoji].”

Ah, dear. It sounds like Drake is still suffering a bruised ego and licking his wounds.

Well, folks, we can only imagine what could have been between Klum and Drake (though she seems happy with her fiance, which is cool). Perhaps in an alternate universe Drake would be boning Klum (and being all emo about it, if you believe this groupie).

It’s a shame because I bet Drake would have really gotten into the spirit of Heidi’s annual Halloween Extravaganzas.