Jade Slavin is a gorgeous woman; she’s tall, she’s a model and she’s a gold medal winner for taekwondo. Despite having all of that going for her, she tells The Sun she has trouble finding a man. It’s not because her gold medal is from The Commonwealth Games, which is like the Olympics without all the good countries so that Great Britain has a chance to win something for once.
“Another struggle is dating as I like boys to be the same height or taller than me and there aren’t many tall boys in my area.”
That’s not so much a struggle as it is the lady version of those incel losers who whine about how they can’t get a girlfriend because they’re only interested in dating supermodels despite the fact that they were born without personalities. When your 6’4″ and you insist on dating someone taller than you, that just leaves NBA players, former NBA players, Penn from Penn and Teller and the guy who played Chewbacca. She’s taller than both of the good Hemsworth brothers just as an example, though I think she’d be willing to wear flats if she got to f**k Thor.
And before you say I’m just being salty because I’m only 6’1″, which is apparently not tall enough to get on Mister Toad’s Wild Ride, well, you’re damn right I am. I mean just look at her.
And look how high she can kick.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got to go buy some three-inch lifts.
I’m 6′ and I dated a girl that was 6’3″. The sex was wild, but someone had to put me up to it.