Drake’s $750K Watch Set to ‘Kiss Your Pussy’

At Game 5 the other night, Drake wore a $750K Richard Mille “69 Tourbillon Erotic” watch. What makes it erotic?

The top bar can be changed to display statements like, “I want to,” “I need to,” “I long to,” “I lust to,” “I’d love to” and “Let me.” The middle bar adds in the active verbs, such as “explore,” “taste,” “kiss,” “arouse,” “devour” and “caress.” And the bottom bar gets into the specifics: “you tonight,” “your lips,” “your body,” “your nipples,” “your pussy” and “you madly.”

And of course, Drake set his to “I’d Love to Kiss Your Pussy” because why wouldn’t he? He’s a 12-year-old trapped inside the body of the world’s softest rapper. Drake’s the kind of guy who’d give his girl a vibrator for their anniversary.