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Even Victoria’s Secret Models Like Sara Sampaio Are Heading to the Beach For Swim Week

This was a good week to have Swim Week because the humidity in the US has been holding steady at “ballsack” all week. When I checked my weather app this afternoon the dew point just said “lol fuck you.” So it’s a good week to have a swim, basically. And even th Victoria’s Secret models are showing off their swimsuits in this best of swimming weather.

For example, Sara Sampaio.

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I am feeling better about the weather already.

I assume this is underwear but it might be a swimsuit and either way it’s amazing. It’s like something from one of those really horny 1960s sci-fi softcore porn movies.

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Why be a horse when you can be a unicorn? 🦄

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A unicorn is just a horse with the horn.

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