Kylie Jenner is Going to be in ‘Playboy’

Remember when Playboy got woke and ditched nude photo spreads? That s**t didn’t even make it a year. And thankfully they reversed course before Kylie Jenner appeared in the magazine.

One thing about Kardashians, they have nice asses. I don’t even care about seeing them nude from the front when the back looks like that.

This is actually more skin than Kylie normally shows, if you can believe that. She’s classy, though, classy enough that she spells her job description “heaux.”

I once wrote an entire article about Kylie Jenner before I realized I was supposed to be writing about Kendall Jenner. I literally only figured this out because Kendall didn’t have any pictures of Stormi on her Instagram.

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