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Mr. 1+1 Not Equal to 2, Terrence Howard, Transcended at the Emmy Awards

Terrence Howard attended the Emmys with his ex-wife who he divorced back in 2015 and who he now owes $1.3 million to. There, he proceeded to say some really fucking weird shit on the red carpet.

Howard first said he’s leaving acting after Empire finishes.

“I’ve been playing pretend for forever. [There’s] no need to play pretend anymore,” Howard said, explaining that he wants to leave in order “to get to what I’m supposed to be. You know? It’s a good thing.” He added, “I’ve done my time.”

Hey, that sounds pretty normal. Well, it was until his mind slipped from reality.

“I spent 37 years pretending to be people so people can pretend to watch and enjoy what I’m doing when I’ve actually made some discoveries in my own personal life with science that Pythagoras was searching for,” began his eyebrow-raising rant.

“I was able to open up the flower of life properly and find the real wave conjugations that we’ve been looking for for 10,000 years. So… why would I continue, ya know.. walking on water for tips… when I’ve got an entire generation to teach a whole new world to?” he argued.

So will Mr. Baby Wipes be sharing his newfound enlightenment with the world? Why, of course he will. Why wouldn’t he?

“I’m going to be sharing that on Tuesday when I receive my star. I’m going to be able to prove that gravity is only an effect and not a force. I’m putting something on YouTube where I will build the planet Saturn without gravity and build the Milky Way galaxy without gravity,” he detailed.

I’d like to think his kind of crazy all started when one of his friends made a really obvious joke but didn’t realize how gullible Terrence Howard is and now Howard is deep into some dark web conspiracy theory physics that some schizophrenic published. The only difference between Terrence Howard and that homeless guy you pass by every morning is $5 million in the bank and a resemblance to Cuba Gooding Jr.

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