Tekashi 6ix9ine is Snitchin’ on Everyone, Says Cardi B is a Nine Trey Blood

Tekashi 6is9ine was in a gang, but apparently no one told him that snitches get stitches because he is on the stand and he is singing like… well, like someone with significantly more talent than Tekashi 6ix9ine.

For starters, that court room sketch is fucking hilarious. It looks like an Adult Swim cartoon about… well, about a dipshit with a face tattoo.

While he was on the stand spilling his guts, he fingered Jim Jones and Cardi B as members of his gang, the Nine Trey Bloods, as reported by Page Six.

Under cross-examination, Tekashi confirmed that Cardi B was a Bloods member.

“You knew Cardi B was a Blood?” Mack’s attorney Alex Huot asked.

“Correct,” Tekashi replied.

“You know Cardi B made music videos with Bloods in the background?” Huot asked, again getting a “yes” from Tekashi.

“Yes,” Tekashi replied.

Now this gets kind of complicated because Cardi B has admitted in the past the she is a Blood, but she says she’s in a different set, called the Brims.

I have no idea what any of that actually means because I am super white. When I go out during an eclipse, people get warned not to look directly at me I’m so white. Here’s what Cardi told GQ, a magazine for people even whiter than me, last year.

“Here’s the thing,” begins Cardi. “I never really wanted to talk about that, because I always wanted a music deal. I always want to keep my endorsements. When I was 16 years old, I used to hang out with a lot of”—agonizing, cliff-diver pause—”Bloods. I used to pop off with my homies. And they’d say, ‘Yo, you really get it poppin’. You should come home. You should turn Blood.’ And I did. Yes, I did. And something that—it’s not like, oh, you leave. You don’t leave. Stripping,” which Cardi began at 19, “changed my life. When I was a stripper, I didn’t give a f**k about gangs, because I was so focused on making money.”

I think the main takeaway from this is I would be shitting my pants if I was some punk ass little kid who tried to start a feud with Cardi.