Joe Rogan Details His Diarrhea Diet

On Saturday, Joe Rogan posted an update on his new carnivore diet, a diet that consists of nothing but meat. It’s only been a couple of weeks, but everything seems to be going well. Except for maybe the surprise diarrhea.

It’s a different thing, and with regular diarrhea I would compare it to a fire you see coming a block or two away and you have the time to make an escape, whereas this carnivore diet is like out of nowhere the fire is coming through the cracks, your doorknob is red hot, and all hope is lost.

Rogan says he hasn’t s**t his pants just yet, but it’s only a matter of time. And it sounds like it’s going to happen no matter how much superglue he shoves into his butthole.

On the bright side, he feels way more energetic and healthy which sounds like a fantastic tradeoff for sudden onset diarrhea that’s probably so powerful that the splashblack feels like an enema.

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4 years ago

All the roids the hobbit did.

4 years ago

He will probably be dead in a few years due to this ‘diet’