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Ben Shapiro Can’t Stop, Won’t Stop Disappointing His Wife Sexually

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One of my favorite celebrity stories of all time is a bit Aziz Ansari does on Dangerous Delicious about sitting near 50 Cent in a restaurant when 50 ordered a grapefruit soda and just could not understand why it wasn’t purple. This has only recently been surpassed by the ongoing saga of conservative commentator Ben Shapiro repeated accidental admissions that he cannot satisfy his wife or any woman sexually.

It all started with Shapiro doing a segment on Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion’s hit single ‘WAP’ where Shapiro was flabbergasted and concerned that vaginas get wet. In defense of his misguided segment, he tweeted a defense saying his doctor wife assured him that pussies being “wet-ass” was caused some sort of medical malady.

In short order, Shapiro’s inability to bring a woman to arousal, much less orgasm, became a part of internet lore that spawned hundreds of memes.

Seriously, there’s memes on memes on memes about Shapiro’s non-existent sexual prowess.

This next one is my favorite, though.

It actually kind of makes that song bearable.

Unfortunately, this tweet from Shapiro admitting to being unable to satisfy his wife turned out to be fake, although the sentiment is absolutely true.

If you’re not familiar with Ben Shapiro, his pinned tweet literally just says “Facts don’t care about your feelings.” Yeah, he’s that guy. He took a thing Neil DeGrasse Tyson said and made it worse,

Of course, Ben’s image as the “facts and logic” debate guy doesn’t really stand up to reality.

I have an interesting story that will tell you everything you need to know about Ben Shapiro, outside of his inability to please a woman and his psychosexual fascination with Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. A while back, before he was really known outside of conservative circles, a friend of mine had a run-in with him on the Penn State main campus where Shapiro was doing a speaking event. He was just standing around on campus talking to students doing his whole thing and the thing that made him actually furious wasn’t any of the mean things people said to him like calling him Rush Limbaugh’s Mini-Me or whatever, what he actually got mad about is that my friend legitimately didn’t know who he was and had never heard of him. That’s who Ben Shapiro is, other than a guy who thinks about AOC’s feet while not pleasuring his wife.

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Yur Aloser
Yur Aloser
8 months ago

This piece reads as if it were written by a High School freshman. How about you actually debate Ben, I would pay to see that.

Steve Hansmann
Steve Hansmann
7 months ago
Reply to  Yur Aloser

A blind marmot with a head injury could out-debate little bennie. He’s a young, entitled little reactionary pr*ck whose never had a real job one day in his life. And one of those jobs, by his own words, is pleasuring his wife, which he’s been unable to do, at all.

Tyler
Tyler
6 months ago
Reply to  Steve Hansmann

Yet, you struggled to even formulate a response that isn’t riddled in logical fallacy. Something a freshmen who took one debate class could master. Go figure.

Frank
Frank
6 months ago
Reply to  Tyler

This article rules and the salty comments by boomers who can’t get their dicks hard only drive the main point home (unlike them)

Jack Mehoff
Jack Mehoff
8 months ago

This whole piece is literally just “Hey, look at this thing, it turns out it was fake”

Wow...
Wow...
7 months ago

Yeah… There’s a difference between normal vaginal lubrication and having to replace your mattress every time you have sex because your girl can’t control her bladder when she has an orgasm. Needing a bucket and a mop or a rain coat for a WAP is not normal, nor is it an attractive proposition to anybody who is in any way sane. I think the truth is that you are somewhat jealous of Shapiro’s sexual prowess or more likely, jealous of his wife. She probably told somebody you know that she’s twitching in the bed for a half hour every night… Read more »

Last edited 7 months ago by Wow...
Steve Hansmann
Steve Hansmann
7 months ago
Reply to  Wow...

Ahhhhh….no. Some women are much wetter than others, and has nothing to do with your incontinence gibberish, or the porn female ejaculation nonsense. Little Ben is a typical republican; sexually compromised, bent, and demented.

Woweewowow
Woweewowow
7 months ago
Reply to  Wow...

rofl how stupid can you bet? Clearly WAP is just an exaggerated rap song. The fact is Ben doesnt even know what “normal” wetness in a woman is like.

Last edited 7 months ago by Woweewowow
Lauren
Lauren
6 months ago
Reply to  Wow...

Awww, we’ve found another one who’s never made a pussy wet before!

Filip Kalmarevic
Filip Kalmarevic
7 months ago

Your really have a lot of problems when you have wrote this not sarcastically. You should get some help, because this is not what journalism is. Especially when you intentionally put straight up lies in your text. Even worse thing about this is that Google puts this as first question when you search for Ben Shapiro in Google Search. Shame.

F.T.
F.T.
7 months ago

A fascinating false attempt to throw make fun of someone while hiding behind the comfort of the Internet. How original

Mike
Mike
7 months ago

I watched Ben make fun of WAP and laughed. These memes are also funny, but to write an article in were you are trying to make people believe that Ben doesn’t know how a pußy works makes me laugh at you. I love the over the top hit pieces in how twisted they are while claiming the person you’re writing about is the bad one.

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