Cuba Gooding Jr.’s Lawyers Argue Having Small Boobs Makes Women Crazy

I think that boobs are good. All boobs. Big boobs, small boobs, medium boobs, uneven boobs… I do not care. They’re all great. Brie Larson’s are the best, but other boobs are good, too.

Cuba Gooding Jr.’s lawyers, however, are clearly fans of big boobs and big boobs only, because they’re trying to argue in court that having small boobs makes you deranged.

Here’s what the legal team argued, viz TMZ. Keep in mind this is a real thing that actually happened.

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