Donald Trump Said He ‘Can Always Get Another Wife’ If Melania Left Him Over Stormy Daniels Affair

There’s pretty much a 100% chance that the President of the United States watched Mike Tyson fight a shark. It’s not the worst thing that a President has watched in the White House, but it’s a bit weird that we found out the President was obsessed with sharks from the porn star he was cheating on his wife with. Now the president’s former fixer Michael Cohen says Trump was basically unconcerned with the idea that his wife might leave him over the affair.

The Daily Mail had excerpts from Cohen’s upcoming book detailing the incident:

‘His attitudes came from a different era, more like the Rat Pack of the 1950s and he never took seriously the need to respect women.

‘If he ever got caught cheating and Melania threatened to leave him he wouldn’t be upset or hurt at the loss, and I suspect she knew it. The relationship was just another deal, plain and simple.

‘I can always get another wife’, Trump told me. ‘That’s no problem for me, if she wants to go, so be it’.

Of course, Melania doesn’t exactly come across as emotionally invested in the relationship. Here’s how Cohen describes her reaction to Trump being accused of sexual assault:

‘Each of us was aware of the deception but following an unwritten rule that we wouldn’t acknowledge that reality.

‘All the while I could tell she knew I was lying. But she knew. She knew everything, but she didn’t do what most wives would do and insist on the whole story’.

Most things you hear about Trump make him sound like an out-of-touch rich guy you have a lot of trouble relating to, but there is one thing about him in the book that I think everyone can relate to; he seems to hate Don Jr. This was Trump’s reaction when those pictures of Don and Eric going big game hunting surfaced.

He screamed at his son: ‘What the f*** is wrong with you? You think you’re a big man with a $10,000 gun sitting on the rocks and then boom!

‘You kill some f****** animal? Why the f*** would you post photos like that? You think you’re a f****** big man? Get the f*** out of my office’.

Who among us, regardless of political beliefs, hasn’t wanted to say the same thing to Don Jr.?

There’s not a lot of new information in Cohen’s book, just confirmation of things we already knew, like that Trump wants to have sex with Ivanka and not Tiffany and sends he Ivanka to close deals because he thinks she’s so hot that the other party will make mistakes. You know, normal President stuff.