Billie Eilish Did a Sexy ‘Vogue’ Photoshoot With Lots of Corsets

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Billie Eilish used to dress in a way that could best be described as a cross between a burlap sack and the ‘Think Big’ video from 90s Nicktoon Doug. It was definitely a look, but she ditched it the second she turned 18, choosing instead to dress like a normal human being.

It turns out she’s a little chubby, and in a feature for Vogue, she didn’t really care for her belly being the symbol of body positivity.

“It made me really offended when people were like, ‘Good for her for feeling comfortable in her bigger skin,’” she says, curling her lips in mockery. “Jesus Christ?! Good for me? F**k off!” She splutters with frustration. “The more the internet and the world care about somebody that’s doing something they’re not used to, they put it on such a high pedestal that then it’s even worse.”

She basically did the opposite of body positivity by doing a photoshoot in corsets for the magazine, saying she did it because she hates her stomach.

Even with the new hair and sexy undies, I still think she looks like the girl you took to prom because the girl you wanted to take to prom said no. She doesn’t look bad, just, you know, gettable. I would definitely describe that look as gettable.

But the real question, the one thing I want to know, something Eilish left unanswered is what is with that tattoo? It kind of looks like a dragon or a mythical bird. And does it integrate her vagina into the tattoo design? It’s in that area. I’m not a fan of those, you get a girl in bed and go under the covers and suddenly you’re making out with Homer Simpson. Not sexy.

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2 years ago

And don’t forget about the dead eyes. She would be better as spokesperson for tryptophan .