Big Dick Daddy Dip Has a Problem

Diplo went public on Instagram of his ordeal with a groupie he once had sex with who ended up stalking him and claiming they hooked up while she was underage. Pretty standard musician/groupie relationship. The takeaways from this are

• Her nickname for Diplo was Big Dick Daddy Dip
• She claims he’s a pedophile
• She tried to extort him for millions
• She tried to get Buzzfeed to write about it

The amazing thing here is Diplo and I are a lot alike. Minus the sex, big dick nickname and Buzzfeed article. But everything else. Virtually identical.