Aaron Rodgers’s New Tattoo Maps Out All the World’s Conspiracies

Aaron Rodgers, very special. By all accounts, so smart, smarter than his coaches. So what happens with smart people is they veer off into crazy land.

Rodgers revealed his first tattoo today. Two words: “on brand.”

The tattoo looks like all the world’s conspiracies synthesized onto his arm.

The tattoo splits a circle into four sections. On the left and right side, you have two lions staring at each other. Ok, he’s in the NFC North, maybe this is a message to the Detroit Lions?

In the top section, you have a third eye. On the bottom, you have the world’s ocean on top of what I assume is a fan.

Stare at it long enough and you’ll find out who are the Illuminati.

Aaron Rodgers hasn’t commented on the tattoo. Don’t expect him to either. If you don’t get it, you’re just not as smart as Rodgers.

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