Britney Spears in Bazaar

In an attempt to imitate Demi Moore and erase that Dateline interview from everyone’s memory, Britney did a shoot for Bazaar magazine where she is pregnant and naked. As you can see, she’s pregnant and ugly.

I hear you won’t be seeing this on any Bazaar because they scrapped the idea. It’s a pretty smart move since having readers pick up your magazine and then start stabbing themselves in the eye isn’t good for business. But what do I know? I only have a PhD in “how to be a kick-ass marketer”. Look down below to see pictures of a pregnant Elvira.

Update: I guess Bazaar will be using this for their August issue.

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