Ashlee Simpson

Ashlee Simpson has beat out Kelly Clarkson to become the face for Victoria’s Secret new line. Coming in third was a horse.

She ought to be able to afford some flashy new digs. It will soon be announced that the 21-year-old will front the campaign for Victoria’s Secret’s new line, Pink. She beat out finalist Kelly Clarkson to become the face (and hips and legs and … well, everything else) of the new line of younger, “cuter” lingerie.

I’ll admit Ashlee Simpson was probably a better choice than Kelly Clarkson, but why were these two the top candidates? For god’s sake, Victoria’s Secret has had Laetitia Casta, but now this. There’s no way I’m masturbating to her. You can’t make me. At least, not without a fight.

Some pictures of the runner-up performing in Florida.

Update: She’s not going to be the face, but she will be peforming in NYC for the Victoria’s Secret pajama party.

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