King Arthur

Everyone knows Keira Knightley is a little bit flat, but she recently told a magazine that for her movie King Arthur, her breasts were digitally enhanced for the promotional materials. Looking at the poster, I believe it. She also gave some interesting information about US magazine publishers banning stars from their magazine unless they have at least a C cup or agree to have them enhanced.

She explained: ‘I did one magazine and found out you’re not actually allowed to be on a cover in the US without at least a C cup because it turns people off.

‘Apparently they have done market research and found that women want to see no less than a C cup on other women. Isn’t that crazy? ‘So they made my tits bigger for that as well.’

I am pleased the publishers of the United States are looking out for the American people. Although, this pretty much holds true for most men. If it isn’t mandatory already, there should be some law passed that requires women to have a C cup by the time they turn 21. Some may call this shallow, I prefer to call it quality control. Click the banner for the full King Arthur poster.