The Blemish

Fergie disturbs me

By The Blemish, 2:28 AM on Aug 28, 2006, 1 Comment

Fergie

The Black Eyed Peas most definitely didn’t hire Fergie for her sex appeal. If you asked me what would be the one thing I would bring if I was going to be stuck on an island with Fergie, I would slap you in the face because it would be the most offensive question I’ve ever been asked.

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One Response to “Fergie disturbs me”

  • aaron
    9:57 AM

    this is all i have to say…