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Fergie could be pregnant or fat

Pictures snapped of Fergie leaving a sushi restaurant have sparked rumors of her womb possibly giving way to a demon spawn. It could be yet another Pop Fiction prank or it could be a sign of the apocalypse. Who would impregnate this leprechaun? Is it worth it just to find a pot of gold? Gold which may or may not be completely made of mouth-watering milk chocolate?

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tvf
tvf
16 years ago

Considering she was leaving a sushi restaurant, I’m gonna guess she’s not pregnant. Knocked up chicks aren’t supposed to eat sushi.

ashley
ashley
16 years ago

you apparently have never been to a sushi restaurant-they serve cooked food as well and some sushi rolls are not raw at all.

capt Cornhole
capt Cornhole
16 years ago

Her face looks like a steamed grouper sushi roll. All puffy and fat!

She just needs flecks of seasame seed stuck to her mug to make it a complete meal!

Clit Chopper
Clit Chopper
16 years ago

Who really gives a s**t?!?!?!?!?

NEXT!

larry
larry
14 years ago

she gained weight for role in movie upcoming movie.
she’s a babe, and talented.