Kate Moss

There have been reports that Pete Doherty missed his spiritual ceremony with Kate Moss in Bali because he is in jail over drug charges. Others say these reports are false and nothing like this was supposed to take place. Then there are others that say Kate Moss wants to marry on a beach in Thailand.

Whatever is going on, everyone knows where Pete Doherty is going to be. Lying face down in a pile of his own vomit because rehab definitely doesn’t work. The anti-addiction device they implanted him with might as well have been a gummy bear.