Madonna hunts birds

Animal rights groups are angry at Madonna after they found out she imported baby pheasants to her home so they can mature in time for pheasant hunting season.

ANDREW TYLER, director of Animal Aid, says, “Shame on Madonna. This is not in harmony with nature. It is the production of factory birds to provide a live shooting gallery.”

Damn hippies. They call us out for shooting birds and deer. Next thing you know they’ll be saying how awful it is to shoot homeless people. (That was a joke. Homeless people are a wonderful species and should be honored for spending all their money on alcohol.)