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Steve Irwin has rational fans

By The Blemish, 7:32 AM on Sep 12, 2006, 0 Comments

Steve Irwin

Steve Irwin’s death may have spawned a few revenge killings among his fans. Officials say up to 10 stingrays have been found dead in coastal waters including 2 with their tails hacked off. Further north in Hervey Bay 6 rays have been found dead.

Just remember. Stingrays don’t kill people. Their toxic barbed tails do…which I guess is attached to them…so, um, maybe stingrays do technically kill people…DIE STINGRAYS!

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