For the past week, there has been a lot of speculation about Britney Spears’ baby. No one knew if it was a boy or girl much less if its name was Sutton Pierce or Jayden James. TMZ came to the rescue with their patented birth certificate digging. Behold, it’s a boy and it’s name is Bob. His name is Bob! No, ok his name is Jayden James Federline. As an aside, I honestly knew a Jayden once and he was psycho. I mean really psycho. The smallest thing would set him off. I wouldn’t be surprised if he went home and killed pigeons with his bare hands. Something for Britney to look forward to.
Anyway, there were also rumblings about Britney Spears revealing the name in a magazine spread, but TMZ ruined that payday too. Gossip – 1, Britney – 0. The world is balanced. A copy of the birth certificate can be found here and that’s a really old picture of Britney.
