Kevin Federline

Kevin Federline just got FU’d – And if you think I’m talking about the finger, then how wrong you are. John Cena has slammed K-Fed straight into a WWE highlight reel and hopefully into a pauper’s grave.

Britney wants to make a sexy comeback – If only eating pudding snacks constituted a workout, she’d be on the cover of Shape by now. Hey, maybe steroids can help. I hear it worked for Janet.

Vince Vaughn is sue happy – That sexy sexy lard ass is suing tabloids claiming he was unfaithful to Jennifer after he was caught kissing some blonde.