Eva Longoria and Beyonce are not gay for each other

Eva and Beyonce are shooting down rumors of them playing lesbian lovers in the film adaptation of Tipping the Velvet. Eva says to “stop the madness” because none of the quotes posted yesterday were even uttered. The rumor started last week before she even met Beyonce and now her lawyers are trying to track down the original source, which they can’t since they’re idea of detective work involves typing “Eva Longoria lesbian” into Google and leaving in disgust after 2 pages of search results.