Alessandra Ambrosio

Paris Hilton is moving in on Lindsay’s ex, Harry Morton. What a lucky guy.

Tina Fey is the truth. The interview she did with Howard Stern is so awesome, I’m just going to post the whole transcript here. Via Us Magazine.

What is Paris Hilton like?
She’s a piece of sh-t. The people at SNL were like maybe she’ll be fun, maybe she won’t take herself so seriously. She takes herself so seriously! She’s unbelievably dumb and so proud of how dumb she is. She looks like a tranny up close.

Was she bad on SNL, was she hard to deal with?
She was awful. People never come in and say “I’m not doing that.” So, this guy Jim Downey wrote a really really funny sketch, it was supposed to be Lorne Michaels just finding out that she had a sex tape and telling her she couldn’t host the show because SNL has standards… So she was like “I’m not doing it!” and refused to come out of her dressing room. Also, you would walk down the hall and find what just looked like nasty wads of Barbie hair on the stairs… Her hair is like a Fraggle.

Did she give you ideas for sketches?
Yeah, she wanted to make fun of all the girls she hates. She was like “I want to play Jessica Simpson, I hate her.” She would come in the room and say “you should do a show about Jessica Simpson because she’s fat.”

What was the bet you guys had going about her?
The cast had a bet if she would ask anyone on the cast anything about themselves, you know like how are you? where are you from? anything. I think Seth Meyers won because at one point, she asked him if Maya Rudolf was Italian.

Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show 2006. Need I say more?

Mike Tyson is a prostitute for Heidi Fleiss.

Star Jones scares me. A lot.

Michelle Trachtenberg nude? This looks like it’s from Eurotrip, but I don’t remember seeing this part at all so probably fake yet delicious.

Paris Hilton was drunk and nipply again. The day wouldn’t be complete without the usual suspects.

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