In other news

Jessica Alba’s bra is up for auction on eBay.

Alessandra Ambrosio is one of the top 2 Victoria’s Secret Models. That’s right, I said it.

Pink wears panties unlike some other celebrity I know. Had she gone au naturale I seriously may have vomited.

Christina Aguilera is an alcoholic. No drunken tirades yet.

Anna Nicole’s eviction is final. Needs money now. Has decided to forget wearing panties like Britney. Effect is not the same.

The Wii is an awesome console. That’s why I bring you the Wii Lebowski.

Bye, bye, American Pie.