Madonna planning to adopt again

Beware Malawi, the white devil is coming back for more. Madonna has revealed plans of adopting another Malawian child, this time a baby girl to “redress the balance” in the family. She says it will happen quickly and her two biological children, Lourdes and Rocco, will have a say in which little girl to pick.

I guess when you’re Madonna, you need to balance out your fashion accessories. I mean, shoes come in pairs, why not babies? It’s just common sense. Anybody who tells you different is just trying to cheat you out of a sweet deal. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve had to throw away an adopted baby because it wasn’t part of a matching set. For some reason Social Services gets pretty pissed when you do that. Something about adopting too fast and the garbage disposal clogging up. They’re so bitchy.