Britney Spears

It just doesn’t stop. Britney Spears has become relevant again and the flood gates have opened. First are the rumors that this whole divorce thing is fake. Dlisted got an email claiming to be from Britney’s inner circle saying this is a publicity stunt. As you can see from the picture above, she’s still wearing their wedding ring. I always thought that would be the first thing to go.

Second, here are some pics of her busting out of her top. Divorce suits her.

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And then a purported clip from the Britney Spears sex tape surfaced. It can either be seen at Pornotube or Fleshbot. You don’t need to register with Pornotube, it’s one of those clever little age check things where you specify you’re over 18. Clever as in it keeps really stupid people out. The video shows some brunette giving head to someone, maybe K-Fed, but hopefully we’ll never know. If you believe hard enough, I guess it can kind of look like Britney.

Then there is the iron-clad pre-nup which states:

  1. K-Fed won’t touch a penny of Britney’s money. All the millions belonging to Britney will stay that way.
  2. The mansion will be divided 50/50.
  3. Any gift given worth over $10,000 will go back to the original purchaser. This includes a custom-built motorcycle Brit gave K-Fed for Christmas 2 years ago.
  4. She will still support him for a little while longer. Brit will pay Kevin $30,000 a month for the period of time that is half the length of their marriage. Meaning he’ll be well sneakered until at least a year from now.
  5. Spears won’t pay child support. Federline is still responsible for supporting his other two children with previous baby momma Shar Jackson. Luckily, Britney should be able to put food on the table for at least another 200,000 more years.

It sounds like Kevin won’t get his Ferrari that he loves so much. There is also news that Kevin will try to fight for custody of the children in an attempt to siphon more money out of Britney. Man, when white trash marriages go bad, they go really bad. But Britney has huge boobs now. I hope their fluffy because when I lie my head in them, I want to be able to sleep well.