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Beyonce is crazy

By on December 12, 2006

Beyonce Knowles wants everyone to know that it’s not her you see onstage, it’s Sasha. Sasha is Beyonce’s stage persona and according to her, she wouldn’t like Sasha if she met her offstage.

She’s too aggressive, too strong, too sassy, too sexy! I’m not like her in real life at all. I’m not flirtatious and super-confident and fearless like her. What I feel onstage I don’t feel anywhere else. It’s an out-of-body experience. I created my stage persona . . . so that when I go home, I don’t have to think about what it is I do. Sasha isn’t me.

Yea…ok. I got news for this girl. Sasha and Beyonce? Same person. Unless you have an evil twin that ties you up and beats you with a shoe every night there’s no such thing as an alter-ego. You know who has imaginary friends? Serial killers and really depressed people. Are famous people automatically licensed to be insanely stupid? Just sit there and look pretty. No one actually wants to hear you speak.

If you look at the banner picture, you’ll see the guy behind Beyonce about to pass out. SBD.

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  • alex

    i dont think she is crazy i love her and there is a such thing ass an alter ego stop picking on this girl she’s only human

  • michelle

    I think Beyonce is all that, and I think Jay-Z is handsome, they make beautiful music together…. people are Haters… “Here’s to the Haters” bet you wish you were Beyonce and or Jay-Z with all those duckets, moolah, money, cash dollars, be glad for them.

    Peace out Michelle

  • GAngela

    Beyonce is doing what she has to do…earning her money…. She is very pretty… but sometimes, her smile looks fake. Jay-Z is a good looking bro (I think so) and to all the haters… nobody is PERFECT…. BETTER YET… CAST THE FIRST STONE.
    They both have a huge advantage over millions of “regular” people… they have the $ to go and do and say and act and create “Sasha” or whoever they want to … Either way… I would love to be in their shoes… Wouldn’t you?

  • cumdrop

    Beyonce is illiterate. I don’t care how much money she has, she needs to get speech therapy and expand her vocabulary because it’s not amazing!

  • Chris

    Only po’ folks need to know how to read! Shit I’ve wasted thousands of dollars on a college education, and it has yet to payoff. I wished somebody would have told me I could have gotten rich shakin’ my high yellow ass, I would have did it! Go B! Get that money!

  • Jahhema

    its called, mind control and mk ultra.

    • tootypooty

      EXACTLY, sad to say…