Beyonce

Beyonce Knowles wants everyone to know that it’s not her you see onstage, it’s Sasha. Sasha is Beyonce’s stage persona and according to her, she wouldn’t like Sasha if she met her offstage.

She’s too aggressive, too strong, too sassy, too sexy! I’m not like her in real life at all. I’m not flirtatious and super-confident and fearless like her. What I feel onstage I don’t feel anywhere else. It’s an out-of-body experience. I created my stage persona . . . so that when I go home, I don’t have to think about what it is I do. Sasha isn’t me.

Yea…ok. I got news for this girl. Sasha and Beyonce? Same person. Unless you have an evil twin that ties you up and beats you with a shoe every night there’s no such thing as an alter-ego. You know who has imaginary friends? Serial killers and really depressed people. Are famous people automatically licensed to be insanely stupid? Just sit there and look pretty. No one actually wants to hear you speak.

If you look at the banner picture, you’ll see the guy behind Beyonce about to pass out. SBD.