A real reporter from Kazakhstan was covering the elections in Ohio for a documentary. One of the members in his crew was named Bolat. I wonder what happens next?! The FBI and State Department were called in before the crew was cleared. Oh, I was hoping he was shot. This’ll do I guess.

It’s great how Borat screws over a whole country’s legitimate news teams. That takes real talent. It’s like when one has-been pop star starts showing her vagina four days in a row and people think that’s what all the other has-beens do. No sir, that’s wrong. Only fame hungry girls past their prime do that to make up for their lack of talent. And sluts. Yea, groovy baby.

Note: Ok, ok. This sounds too good to be true, but work with me people.