Paris Hilton whores up Bondi Beach

Paris arrived in Australia with Kim Kardashian to host an NYE party for a new beer called Bondi Blonde. She has been paid a reported $1 million and will select the face of Bondi Blonde from among 40 Australian contestants. She also swam in their ocean and made a scene showering herself off which I’ve been told breaks international law. Something about hazardous waste, corrupting minors and making me vomit.